An authentic Metropolitan Police whistle made by J H Hudson, the original manufacturer.

A blood-curdling pen shaped like a hyperdermic syringe. Thankfully there is only ink inside!

The only cigarette we know that you can smoke anywhere without ruining your health.

A pair of handcuffs for the budding detective. A Key is supplied!

A brandy glass made from perspex that looks as though it contains brandy.

A soap to keep golfer's hands in top condition.

For the weary Golfer - muscle and joint rub - just what's needed after a session at the 19th hole!

A bath herbal remedy to stop belching and burping.

A miracle herbal 'cure' to help stop guzzling and snacking.

Overdoing it with the credit card? Here's one that will cheer up the bank manager!

A miracle cure - if ever there was one - for mobile phone dependency.

When you're out of luck this cure will feel like a pot of gold.